http://littlejohnny.jokesandfunnypictures.com Little Johnny Jokes Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:00:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said, ... http://littlejohnny.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2006/12/06/little-johnny-iii/ Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None.", replied Johnny,"cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the ... http://littlejohnny.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2006/12/05/little-johnny-xi/ Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this." Johnny's mother quietly took him by the ... http://littlejohnny.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2006/12/04/little-johnny-xii/ Little Johnny is bored all day, hanging around the house. He goes into his parents room and finds them having sex. "What are you doing?" Johnny asks. "Uh, well, we're dancing." replies his mother. "What's daddy doing?" "He's my partner, now run along." A few nights later, Johnny goes into ... http://littlejohnny.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2006/12/03/little-johnny-x/ There is a teacher teaching sex ed to a bunch of 5th graders. She walks to the chalk board and draws a huge penis on the board! She truns to the class and simply asked the class, "Class, does any one know what that is?" The class sits silently for ... http://littlejohnny.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2006/12/02/little-johnny-xiv/