Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny is bored all day, hanging around the house. He goes into his parents room and finds them having sex. “What are you doing?” Johnny asks. “Uh, well, we’re dancing.” replies his mother. “What’s daddy doing?” “He’s my partner, now run along.” A few nights later, Johnny goes into his sisters room and catches her having sex with her boyfriend. “What are you doing?” “Ummm, dancing.” “What’s your boyfriend doing?” “He’s my partner, now get out of here!” Then Thanksgiving came around and Johnny’s relatives were at his house. Johnny went into the bathroom and saw his grandfather beating his meat. “What are you doing?” Johnny once again asks. “Why I’m dancing.” said his grandfather. “Well, where is your partner?” His grandfather replied, “When you’ve danced as long as I have, you don’t need a partner.”

There is a teacher teaching sex ed to a bunch of 5th graders. She walks to the chalk board and draws a huge penis on the board! She truns to the class and simply asked the class, “Class, does any one know what that is?” The class sits silently for a second or two than little johnny stands from the back! He yells, “I know what that is! It’s a PENIS! I know cause my dad’s got two! The small one he pee’s from, the big one he brushes the babysitters teeth with!”

One day a 5th grade class was taking a field trip but the weather was extremely bad and the trip was to be delayed and they had to stay in a hotel for the night. So Little Johnny was sleeping in the same room as his teacher. In the middle of the night the teacher woke up and was frightened by the sight of Johnny standing right over her. He asked if he could sleep with her cause he couldn’t sleep. She said okay, then Johnny asked to lay a little closer and she said okay. Then he asked if he could put his finger in her belly button…and she said “NO”. “But my mommy lets me do it when I can’t sleep and it helps.” So the teacher says ” okay fine, do whatever your mom lets you do.” and a few minutes later the teacher says “OH…that not my bellybutton.” And Johhny says, “thats not my finger.”